Rio Hood
When she asked me if I liked them thick, I didn’t know she was talking about an actual milkshake. I didn’t make it any better either when I went on a rant about how much I love cake. Now, she thinks I can’t hold a conversation that doesn’t revolve around food. I mean, I do like to eat. And if she lets me, I’ll show her exactly how I like my sweets.
Yet, she’s not picking up what I’m putting down, despite all my homeboy charm. All I need is one week to prove to her that while some dessert is best served cold, I like mine extra hot.